![]() ![]() The Chiefs released Hunt, in what seemed to be a bracing zero-tolerance move taken by individual club without waiting for Roger Goodell to do all his usual Roger Goodell shit. You already know what happened last season when then-RB Kareem Hunt got caught on video kicking and shoving a woman in a hotel. ![]() “Wow hey, these guys are EXCITING! Too bad half of them would punch my grandma in the face!” And so watching any Chiefs game is like making a second moral compromise on top of the one you already made to watch football in the first place. Mahomes is one of the coolest players to watch in any sport, but the Chiefs have reliably surrounded him with some of the absolute shittiest humans in the game. Your quarterback: Reigning MVP Patrick Mahomes, who talks like an Alex Jones impression and plays like vintage Brett Favre only without the omnipresent insufferable-ness. Everyone thinks that the Chiefs would be defending Super Bowl champs right now if Chris Jones hadn’t lightly tapped Tom Brady on the side of the helmet while rushing him, but Andy Reid would have definitely found a way to still fuck it up. He can’t even choke right, losing five conference title games against just one loss on the grandest stage of all. Reid’s dumbass assistant won a title in Philly, and yet Andy’s trophy cabinet remains forever barren. ![]() But you and I know it’ll never, ever happen. I would genuinely enjoy watching Andy Reid win a title one day. ![]()
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